Numbers to Express Different Levels of Pain

"Julian, Noel and Rich sing an inspired song about expressing pain by numbers, and give various examples of how much this might hurt, in words and actions, throughout the song. Here's your chance to suggest some of your own, for the benefit of the sad individuals who hang around these pages and giggle at the name Tommy"

Suggest a level of pain

1: You ate all the crackers
2: My toolbox is messy
3: You broke my nan
4: Your chicken looked at me and I was distracted and...um...fell over...
5: You forgot the sponge fingers...
6: You undermined my opening
7: You drained my canal
8: You strangled my hedgehog
9: You scalded my pet moth by accident
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10 - And we'll do it again...

1: I've lost my vest 2: You shaved my chicken 3: My soup is on fire 4: You creosoted my wife 5: All the air has seeped out of my hippo 6: You ate lunch with my koypu 7: You watched "Tomorrow's World" with my donkey 8: You inflated my ocelot 9: You shot me a 10 - And we'll do it again...

1: You pickled my boyfriend 2: You bruised my pet ox 3: You sunk my potato 4: You ate all my PrittSticks 5: You tarnished my trophy 6: You tickled my tastebuds 7: You tripped over my otter 8: You sat on my grape 9: You played catch with my penguin a 10 - And we'll do it again...